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Dirty Girls

ISBN: 9781402242038

By: Gillian Telling

Published: 08/31/2010

The Naked Truth Isn’t Always Pretty.

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Description

The Naked Truth Isn’t Always Pretty.

A no-holds-barred look at the hilarious underbelly of what it means to be female, Dirty Girls lays bare the secrets of the fairer sex.

Women don’t come from a different planet than men. In fact, both sexes want the exact same things: success, friendships, semifunctional families, semifunctioning relationships, good bodies, and lots and lots of great sex.

But there’s more.

  • Even though we pluck, we wax, and we put on war paint to mask our blemishes, we also regularly watch porn.
  • We wear our bikini bottoms when we run out of clean underwear.
  • When we’re alone, we eat Cheetos and peanut butter on a spoon for dinner.

Women are fascinating, beautiful, and, yes, disgusting creatures, and we shouldn’t be ashamed of it. Dirty Girls exposes the filthy, lazy, fabulous truth that everything boys can do, girls can do better.

About the Author

Gillian Telling is the sex columnist for Maxim, where she tells men how women think. She has written for Rolling Stone, Men’s Journal, Details, and Jane, and she writes a column for thefrisky.com.

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Table of Contents

Acknowledgments ix

Author’s Note  xi

Introduction xiii

Chapter One
The Single Woman May Be the Grossest Creature on the Planet                  1

Chapter Two
Everyone Poops—Even Gisele Bündchen      15

Chapter Three
A Perfectly Adequate Dinner: Peanut Butter on a Spoon                           27

Chapter Four
The Truth about Dirty Girls and Their Friends: I’ve Seen a Picture of My Best Friend’s Boyfriend’s Wiener 43

Chapter Five
Lies We Tell Men: You Were the Best I Ever Had, and I’ve Only Slept with Nine People 61

Chapter Six
DJ Diddle: The Reality of Women, Masturbation, and Porn                             89

Chapter Seven
Picking Up Dirty Girls: We Are Far More Complicated Than Men Think             111

Chapter Eight
What Women Want in Bed: Put Down the Kama Sutra Because There’s No Way We’re Doing the Wheelbarrow with You Tonight 137

Chapter Nine
When Dirty Girls Fall In Love—And When They Fall Out of It                   169

Chapter Ten
The End Game: How Dirty Girls Really Feel about Happily Ever After                     191

About the Author                      217

Excerpt

From the Introduction

So, ladies… As you know, men are from Mars and women are from Venus. Actually, some old fart coined that catchy title years ago to sell millions of bo

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Format: Paperback

Dimensions
Length: 8 in
Width: 5 in
Weight: 10.00 oz
Page Count: 240 pages

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