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About the Author
Sarah Wendell
Sarah Wendell's day job involves a cloak, and possibly a dagger, but by night she's the cofounder of the influential romance blog SmartBitchesTrashyBooks.com. She lives in Montclair, New Jersey, with her husband and two children.Excerpt
Romance reading has probably already taught you more than you realize. You might not be kidnapped by cross-dressing pirates and held for ransom, or find yourself outrunning a serial killer with
...Romance reading has probably already taught you more than you realize. You might not be kidnapped by cross-dressing pirates and held for ransom, or find yourself outrunning a serial killer with the help of a very handsome, taciturn detective, but you will always find conflict in your relationships, whether it’s bills and debt chasing you down a dark alley, or precarious sexual fulfillment lurking in your bedroom.
But fear not. Inside those stories is everything you need to have a happy, loving relationship. From books like Seducing a Sinner and Rescuing the Rake, you can learn about tricky subjects like Valuing Your Emotions and Having Real Conversations about Sex.
Welcome to Everything I Know about Love, I Learned from Romance Novels. In this handy little book, we can celebrate all the wonderful things we’ve learned about real-life love and romance that are hidden and not-so-hidden inside the average romance novel. What, you thought all those heaving bosom covers with impossibly Technicolor eye shadow were just for visual embarrassment and titillating thrills? Nope. Romance novels are much more complex than meets the eye—and we readers of romance know that better than most.
It’s not hard to discount romance, and it’s easy to take them way, way less than seriously. After all, there is a 95 percent chance that a romance novel cover will feature a mullet. Enough said.
But romance novels are complex and emotionally driven tales of courtship. And what better way to learn about relationships and how they start, fracture, and become stronger once repaired, than to read about those relationships in many, many permutations and variations? In all the thousands of romances where the boy meets the girl, stuff happens, and they get back together, there are a million-plus possibilities of how to repair what went wrong. And we’re going to look at every one, from amnesiac twins and what they can teach us about truthfulness and identity to bank-robbing cowboys and what you can learn from them about bad boys and perhaps avoiding felony charges.
Who am I? And have I robbed a bank? No, not so much. I’m Sarah Wendell, better known as Smart Bitch Sarah from the romance novel website Smart Bitches, Trashy Books. Smart Bitches reviews and discusses romance novels with a readership of many thousands of readers around the world—there are more romance fans than you dare suspect, and we’re all very intelligent, fabulous dancers with minty-fresh breath, and as a bonus, we’re all quite savvy when it comes to relationships too.
Ironically, many people who disdain the romance genre and look down on the women who read it presume that reading about courtship, emotional fulfillment, and rather fantastic orgasms leads to an unrealistic expectation of real life. If we romance readers are filling our own heads with romantic fantasies, real men and real life won’t and cannot possibly measure up to our fairy-tale expectations, right? Wrong. Wrongity wrong wrong wrong. That accusation implies that we don’t know the difference between fantasy and real life, and frankly, it’s sexist as well. You don’t see adult gamers being accused of an inability to discern when one is a human driving a real car and when one is a yellow dinosaur driving a Mario Kart, but romance readers hear about their unrealistic expectations of men almost constantly.
We’re going to put that sorry notion away for good. In this book, you’ll hear from me and other romance readers and writers as we explain both what we’ve learned about ourselves and about relationships. Sometimes the fantastical and impossible, such as the space captain with a streak of honor, or the sinking pirate ship populated with crewmen with impeccable manners and perfect teeth, can help translate reality better than any self-help book ever could. When you see your problems blown up into, dare I say, fantasy proportions, your real problems don’t look so insurmountable. Fantasy, instead of distorting reality, can help you comprehend your reality.
For example, in many paranormal romances, especially urban fantasies, the fate of the world, if not the fate of the universe, may hinge on whether or not the heroes of the story figure out their pesky relationship problems and beat the bad guy. Their ability to kick ass and to kiss each other are equally important, because if they don’t work their shit out, the planet might blow up. Comparing your current difficulty to that level of “OHCRAPNO” might help you gain perspective on how to handle it, and how to stop it from happening again.
This is not to say that problems are not important—they absolutely are. But no one knows better than romance fans that most problems are also very likely fixable with varying applications of hard work and some risks or maybe a righteous smack down with a broadsword and a photon-charged handgun.Reviews
“A fast paced and enjoyable read. It was nice to see a book that builds woman up not tear them down because of what they read” - Fresh Fiction
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“A fast paced and enjoyable read. It was nice to see a book that builds woman up not tear them down because of what they read” - Fresh Fiction
“An entertaining book... ” - Fang-tastic Books
“Make that person who’s been harping at you about your romance novels read this book. Maybe they’ll get something out of it and start reading them too!” - Simply Stacie
“Romance novels have come a long way from the “bodice rippers” people scorn when they think of romances. There just might be valuable lessons for everyone in Sarah Wendell’s Everything I Know About Love I Learned from Romance Novels.” - Lesa’s Book Critiques
“[Wendell] talks at length about applying the lessons of romance to that real life and enriching it – not to mention, entertaining yourself in the bargain.” - RTBookReviews.com
“Filled with short, amusing topics that are lighthearted, insightful and take a look at how romance books have affected readers. ” - Urban Girl Reader
“Witty, funny, and utterly entertaining... ” - The Royal Reviews
“A delightful read... humorous and entertaining.” - The Book Girl
“I realized how much romance novels have played and continue to play an important role in helping me and my husband with our relationship... funny and thoughtful. ” - PonyTails Book Reviews
“A fun and insightful look at why romance novels are so popular and have been for decades and how readers can benefit from reading them.” - Leslie’s Psyche
“A great tribute to romance readers and the genre...” - Loves to Read for Fun
“Don't you love it when a book reinforces what you already believe? ” - In the Hammock
“Wendell will make you laugh while reprimanding you and shock the socks right off your feet, all with a smile and a no-nonsense manner.” - Laugh Love Write
“[Wendell] opens your eyes by connecting romance with everyday life. ” - BookLoons.com
“A smart, fun exploration of romance novels ... if you know anyone who is dismissive of romance and needs to be convinced of its awesomeness, give him or her this book. I think it could change some minds.” - Just Romance Reviews
“Wendell's book is an irreverent celebration of the romance genre and the women who write it and read it.” - Shelf Awareness
“Ra-ra-romance!” - Chrisbookarama
“There's a strong argument here that the genre helps readers identify and articulate needs and feelings they already have, as they notice what kinds of books and heroes they gravitate toward.” - Monkey See, NPR’s Pop Culture Blog
“A humorous yet poignant guide to romance, both the highs and lows... a whole lot of fun that ended way too quickly. ” - My House of Books
“A pleasure to read... It promote[s] the positive elements of romance books. ” - SOS Aloha
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Dimensions
Length: 7 in
Width: 5 in
Weight: 8.16 oz
Page Count: 240 pages
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