How her daughter and her passport taught Jennifer to live like there's no tomorrow

Jennifer Coburn has always been terrified of dying young. So she decides to save up and d

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Introduction

“Jail?!” my husband William shouted through the telephone.

“We were never actually in a jail cell,” I explained, now safely back in our hotel room. “It was just a warning.”

“A warning?” His incredulity was clear despite the crackling reception of our overseas connection. “From a police officer?”

“Yes.”

“After you and Katie were arrested?”

“Detained,” I replied.

He sighed audibly.

I probably should have known that climbing over a playground fence was illegal, but other families had jumped first, I explained. “I was trying to be one with the culture, do as the French were doing.”

“Was there a lock on the gate?” William asked.

“Kind of.”

“Listen, in any culture around the world, a locked gate means don’t enter,” he said. “It’s universal, got it? Locked gate equals go away. It never means hop over. How is Katie?”

“She’s relieved they didn’t get her name,” I said. “She was concerned about having a record at eight years old.”

William laughed at how similar he and his daughter were. “Did they book you? How did you get out?”

“One of the other…prisoners started yelling at the officer, and I think I kind of annoyed him by making a stupid reference to Jerry Lewis. I think he just got tired of dealing with us and decided to let the whole group of us go.”

“Jen, I’ve got to tell you, this is not inspiring a lot of confidence.”

This sentiment was one we had in common.

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A trip to Paris had sounded so adventurous when I was first talking about it a year earlier. People spoke about the city with dreamy longing, as though Paris possessed a magic that could not be found elsewhere. I’d never heard anyone talk about Paris without sighing. The city was a Promised Land that held appeal for most everyone: artists, lovers, even people who just liked cheese.

Sitting across the table from the French police officer, though, I wondered what made me think I could handle an overseas trip with a child. I didn’t speak French. I had practically zero travel experience. And clearly I did not understand the local customs.

It wasn’t as though we had money to blow either. When I told William I wanted to take this trip, he gently reminded me of a few things. Both of our bathrooms were in serious need of repair. In one, we couldn’t use the shower because the water leak would further damage the sinking floor, which was covered with a board. Our forty-year-old kitchen looked like it had parachuted in from the set of a sitcom like The Brady Bunch or The Partridge Family, complete with a mysterious metal appliance attached to the aqua blue formica splash wall. No one has ever figured out what this thing is or does, but some have guessed that it was once used to cook meat. Our oven had two temperatures: hot and off. The dilapidated louvered windows let in more air than they kept out.

And yet overseas travel was, somehow, my economic priority.

I know why, of course. My father died when I was nineteen years old. He was forty-nine, and after years of getting high with fellow musicians, lung cancer finally did him in. Marijuana was his drug of choice, but as he often said, he never met a buzz he didn’t like. He also managed a two-pack-a-day cigarette habit.

Since my father’s death in 1986, I’ve been checking my rear-view mirror to see if the Grim Reaper is tailgating.

When William and I started dating, I warned him I was kind of psychic and knew I was going to be killed in a car accident two years later. He said he’d take his chances. Whenever my doctor tells me I’m perfectly healthy, I lament the state of the American health care system. I shake my head, saddened that doctors are so inept that they haven’t yet diagnosed my serious illness. Early detection is the key to survival, and these guys are clearly missing something in all the perfect blood work, the spotless MRIs, the immaculate lung X-rays I regularly request.

William says my only illness is neurosis, nothing a few monthly gab sessions with a therapist can’t fix. My mother, on the other hand, becomes frenzied when I articulate my fear of dying young. “You cannot say things like that aloud!” she shrieks. “You can’t even think them. The universe hears everything and manifests our thoughts.” Then she demands I say, “Cancel, cancel,” and affirm, “I am healthy and vibrant. My body is prepared to live a long life of abundant health.”

As much as I love my mother, her New Age style of health insurance grates on me because at its core is the notion that people who are seriously ill caused their condition with negative thoughts. If only they would adopt a can-do attitude and chant the right fortune cookie wisdom, their cancer would run scared, like Satan from a cross. My mother argues that the power of positive thinking has helped millions of people, but it’s a bit hard to swallow when you’ve watched someone you love be ravaged by disease and know that no positive thoughts would have saved him. When I challenge my mother’s beliefs, I keep it light, telling her that I think about winning the lottery all the time. “I affirm that aloud,” I tell her. “I creatively visualize all kinds of cool things I’ll buy, and it hasn’t happened yet.” After these exchanges, my mother shakes her head pityingly. “That’s not how it works, Jennifer.”

But what if by genetic predisposition, or past habits, or just bad luck, I meet the same fate as my father and never live to see fifty? Which would Katie remember more: a trip to Europe with me or beautiful tile work in our bathroom?

My friend Evelyn was given the choice between a trip to Paris and a Rolex for her birthday. She took the watch. I thought she was out of her mind until she reminded me of her history. She was one of nine children in a working-class Puerto Rican family in Michigan. Having that watch was a reminder that she was successful. It was a symbol that she had made it. When the choice was given, Evelyn and her husband were both attorneys living in a home so well appointed that then-presidential candidate John Edwards chose to host a fundraiser there. “The trip would be over in ten days,” Evelyn said, “but I will look at this watch every morning and it will make me happy.” She says she’d make the same decision today.

There are no right choices. There are only our choices. As for mine, I’d take Paris.

My plan was to jam-pack Katie’s mental scrapbook with beautiful memories of us walking hand-in-hand through the sepia-toned streets of Paris, stopping to listen to an accordion player whose monkey in a red beret begged us for tips. We would ride bikes, me holding a baguette, Katie a red balloon. We would see a mime and find him charming.

Whether I met my father’s fate or lived a long life, I wanted to look at Katie as I lay on my deathbed and tell her it was wonderful being her mother. And with my last breath of life, I’d tell her that we’ll always have Paris.

If you love great mother/daughter stories, a funny travel memoir or just look for a great book, then you need to pick up We’ll Always Have Paris!

“If you like the kind of sentimental journey a memoir can take you on, then you will love this book. Jennifer Coburn balances heavy doses of sentimentality with a certain Charles Bukowski edge, alternating between poignant moments of reflection and frank moments of confession. Humorous and heartbreaking at once, We’ll Always Have Paris explores, analyzes, and evaluates the relationship the narrator had with her parents in comparison with the relationship she is having with her very own daughter thirty-some odd years later.” - Me Read A Lot

“Recommended for anyone considering traveling overseas with children, armchair travelers, world travelers, people who love a good read.” - Recipe Renovator

“We'll Always Have Paris is a true gem that should be cherished by every mother, read to your daughter and remembered for years to come.” - Bookish

“We'll Always Have Paris is a hilarious, wacky, and terribly moving memoir about a mother and daughter traveling the world together in the face of their inherent mortality.” - Mommy Needs Vodka

“A fun, escapist read...I recommend it to others that love travel memoirs!” - Lisa’s Yarns

“ The writing is intimate and accessible; it's like listening to a friend tell you the story of her European vacation.” - BookNAround

“A story of a woman reflecting on family, memories, her ability to embrace life and the present. A travelogue of sorts of a mother and daughter sharing time, both growing and letting go.” - The Discerning Reader

“I love the author’s blunt tales of her own experience but the truth of her past as well. I found the book to be very funny and amusing. Just the right book to prepare me for overseas travel.” - The Autodidact Scholar

“Jennifer Coburn and Katie are having the times of their lives in WE’LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS. And they bring us all along to share the fun...A great book to tuck into your beach bag, or in your tote bag for the plane. Don’t miss it. ” - Maurice on Books

“I really loved how Coburn was able to tie in what she was experiencing with her daughter with what memories she had of her father. I really want to know more about her father's life and more about her travels through Europe.” - Jennie Talks

“The book is more than just a travel narrative; providing evocative descriptions of sights and sounds, but also shows how Mother and Daughter both grow and learn as individuals as a result of their travels, as well as how Mother and Daughter grow their relationship as a result of their travels.” - Our Oyster

“We’ll Always have Paris is a good read. Nervous travelers will relate to Coburn’s struggles and the more seasoned will sympathize.” - Dolce Dolce

“We’ll Always Have Paris has me pondering where I can take my daughter next, what fun things we’ll learn and the laughs we’ll share while on our travels. I can’t wait!” - Flattlands Travel Blog

“We’ll Always Have Paris by Jennifer Coburn was a breeze to read with a scattering of amusing passages similar to Bill Bryson’s travel antics. ” - Amateur Traveler

“Jennifer does a beautiful job of of developing the “characters” in her book, which include her own family and the people she and her daughter come across in the many places they visit. She also gives the reader a good sense of each European city they venture into, including the sites, culture and architecture.” - The Miss Elaine-ous Life

“I love the bond that these trips have created between this mother and daughter and reading about their adventures together really makes me want to book a trip with my mother right now!” - Lipstick and Leopard Print

“A touching, heartwarming memoir, that brought out loud laughter at some points when I was reading it. This book will always remain in my library.
” - New Age Mama

“Jennifer Coburn’s book, We’ll Always Have Paris, takes my dream and turns it into a reality... It’s all about letting go of the fear and fully living. A very valuable lesson I want to impart on my girls in many ways.” - The Mummy Chronicles

“We’ll Always Have Paris has me pondering where I can take my daughter next, what fun things we’ll learn and the laughs we’ll share while on our travels. I can’t wait!” - Flattlands Travel Blog

“We’ll Always Have Paris is Jennifer’s story of their travels across Europe. It’s part travelogue, part memoir, and part tip book told in the same conversational tone you use when chatting with your best friend. ” - San Antonio Mom Blogs